(adj.) When a consumer of cannabis is unable to perceive differences in psychotropic effects between strains of marijuana or even major categories like indica and sativa.
A: Dude, if you vape some that indica stuff I gave you it will really help you chill.
J: Are you sure? It all seems like the same stuff to me.
A: I didn't know you were cannablind; you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
J: Are you sure? It all seems like the same stuff to me.
A: I didn't know you were cannablind; you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
by ObviouslyAvi June 15, 2018
Get the cannablind mug.Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.
What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.
In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.
But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.
Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.
In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.
But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.
Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
Steve: Smoke weed everyday!
*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom
(several years later)
Steve: *vomits brahdhrb
*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.
Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!
Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.
Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?
Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom
Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom
(several years later)
Steve: *vomits brahdhrb
*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.
Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!
Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.
Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?
Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom
Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
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by George May 13, 2005
Get the cannabliss mug.This is a church in which the belief system revolves around the practical and sometimes impractical use of cannabis sativa and indica. Much like the church of scientology, there is the use of stress tests at kiosks in malls, (they actually escort you outside to their 1974 Ford conversion van with the wolf howling at the moon paint job, and the stress test is just you hitting a vaporizer,) there are massive amounts of cash rolling into the church, and the church was founded by an egotistical writer by the name of B. Sam Verbeck. The differences lie in that the church of cannabinology is not anti-homosexual, it is not a cult, it's basically just a front for copious amounts of weed being dealt to the public with a tax free status. If you are to join the Church of Cannabinology, you'll see that many of life's problems go away when you get blazed and played Super Mario Allstars all day long.
Stoned dude: Oh my ganj! You gotta check out the stress test that the guys from the Church of Cannabinology are giving out!
Not stoned dude: You mean Scientology?
Stoned dude: No man, Cannabinology! Check out the kiosk, they blaze you out with a volcano vaporizer and some real heady nugs!
Not stoned dude: Cannabis H. Sativa! I'm there bro!
Not stoned dude: You mean Scientology?
Stoned dude: No man, Cannabinology! Check out the kiosk, they blaze you out with a volcano vaporizer and some real heady nugs!
Not stoned dude: Cannabis H. Sativa! I'm there bro!
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Get the Cannalingus mug.Cannabidiol is an oil extracted from the cannabis plant. Unlike cannabis and THC-products, it has been legalized in some places as it doesn’t pose a threat. It can be used to treat anxiety and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Usually absorbed under the tongue. Cannabidiol is also commonly referred to as CBD, which is the shortening. -Totally recommended by me, Brevqvist.
The cannabidiol had made him able to step outside without getting overly anxious and delusional.
It was a shame how “cannabidiol” couldn’t be found in the Oxford Dictionary.
It was a shame how “cannabidiol” couldn’t be found in the Oxford Dictionary.
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