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Noun:
1. A faggot
2. A douchebag
3. An easy lay
4. A loose girl

Verb:
1. To be a faggot
2. To fuck a loose girl
"Jim is being a total easymac, he needs to shut the fuck up."

"Jim is over there easymaccing on that girl, what a douchebag."

"That girl over their is a slut, she's a real easymac."

Easy Mac 

a stoners fav food- easy to make macaroni and cheese. yummmmm
"heat up the easy mac i'm soooo hungry"
Easy Mac by lauren September 1, 2003

The Easy Mac Paradox 

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
check please, my life everyday
The Easy Mac Paradox by Kristin April 15, 2005

Easy Mac 

greatest food on the face of the earth.

see god.
thank GOD for easy mac!
Easy Mac by m. wuornos January 19, 2005

Easy Mac 

its an umbrella term for having a female in your dorm room. A common signal to the everyone else that you are getting some
Dude don't go into mikes room he's getting some easy mac
Easy Mac by Mikesaninjakillr January 20, 2009

Easy Mac 

Easy Mac by Jay March 20, 2003
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