77 definitions by CognitiveFuel

A cold pill is a pill that can help fight a cold and flu.

Cold Medicine Ingredients and Flu Medicine Ingredients
Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen is a pain reliever and fever reducer that you'll find in many cold and flu products.
Diphenhydramine HCI. Diphenhydramine is a antihistamine that helps with allergies.

Dextromenthorphan HBr. Dexdromethorphan is a cough suppressant.
Phenylephrine HCI. Phenylephrine relieves nasal congestion.
Guaifenesin. Guaifenesin is an expectorant. It's good for coughing out the mucus that is inside you.

A cartoon version of a cold pill is Drix from Osmosis Jones and Ozzy and Drix.
Tyler: I have a cold. I think I'll eat some chicken soup.

*sort of works but not much.
Tyler: I think I'll take a cold pill.

*Takes a cold pill
*Drix enters the body
*Osmosis Jones (Ozzy) and Drix fights off the common cold.
*5 days later.

Tyler: Hey! I don't have the common cold anymore.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.
I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
A cigarette is tobacco that is pre-wrapped. A single cigarette is called a loosie, while a box of cigarettes generally contain 18 cigarettes. Cigarettes contain nicotine, which is a stimulant, relaxant, and cognitive enhancer (although nicotine is generally addictive). The problem is that cigarettes also contain over 600 cancer causing chemicals which can be bad for you when smoked (burned and inhaled). An alternative is called a vape. Vaping is inhaling a vapor with nicotine and glycerin (vegetable glycerol) and propylene glycol. Vaping is at least 95% less dangerous than smoking and, unlike nicotine patches and gum, vape is actually way more effective at helping you quit smoking. The vaping flavors help too. Cigarettes used to be cool, but now vaping is cool. Smoking and vaping is for people 18 years of age or older in some places, 21 years of age or older in other places. It's the chemicals in cigarettes that cause lung cancer, not the nicotine. If you still want to smoke, go ahead, but consider switching to vaping.
Josh: You should quit smoking Stan. Try vaping!
Tawna: Yeah Stan. Try vaping!
Stan: OK. This is my last cigarette. I will switch to vaping.

*Smokes the last newport cigarette.

*The next day

Stan: *Vapes juul
Josh: Good job Stan!

Tawna: Yeah! Good job!
by CognitiveFuel January 9, 2023
A mild stimulant drug that some people use for a cognitive edge, and/or psychical edge. Effects include alertness, increased strength, and desire to do things. It's far weaker than amphetamine. However, it's stronger than caffeine. Though stronger than caffeine, it's unclear whether it's clearer than caffeine, or more jittery and aggresive than caffeine.
Dudu: Cyclopentylaminopropane is awesome! It helps me get motivated.
by CognitiveFuel October 17, 2014
Vitamin N is short for nootropics. Vitamin N often causes short term to medium term to even long term cognitive enhancement. Some nootropics increase brain size. Some nootropics enhance the function of neurons and rebuilds the dendritic spines and even boost it to higher levels. Some nootropics affect neuroreceptors. Some are wakefulness enhancers. Some psychedelics in low doses(like microdosing LSD or 2C-D) are nootropics. There are dozens of subcategories and hundreds and hundreds of nootropics. It's unclear whether stimulants fall under the nootropics category.
Bob: I took some vitamin N and studied for hours.

Steve: What was it?

Bob: It was modafinil and phenylpiracetam. Vitamin N rules!

Steve: I need vitamin N too. My brain feels sluggish.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2016
A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,

Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.
Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!

Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!

Jenny: Awesome!

Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
Oxytocin is a neuropeptide hormone. Oxytocin is partly responsible for feelings of love. Oxytocin and other neuroreceptors are released when you're with someone you love.
Guy: I love you.

Girl: Me too.

Guy: Oxytocin and other stuff are being released from our brains.
by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2016