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THC Vape

A THC vape is a vape that contains weed (cannabis, marijuana) extract. Sometimes it also contains CBD. THC gets you high while CBD relaxes you. Some jackass dealers cut their product with oils and Vitamin E acetate. Illegal weed vapes with Vitamin E acetate forms highly toxic ketene when vaped, and is responsible for many hospitalizations with lung complications. Extract your own weed and make your own weed vape, ir tell the dealer to get high off their own supply, or try a nicotine vape or arecoline vape or JWH-018 vape. THC vapes get you high.
I made my own THC vape. I vaped and now I got high as fuck!
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023
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Product first

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
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Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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Jenny

High grade ecstasy (MDA) pills or crystals or powder of nearly pure MDA. Crystals are often sky blue, light purle, or white to off white in appearance. May contain MDMA, but is mostly MDA. Other names include matrix ecstasy, sky, and glitch-E.
This is the best Jenny ever! I had the beat roll ever! Awesome desert rave! Sure beats that molly crap.
by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015
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2m2bOH

2m2bOH is 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol (2-methyl-2-butanol). It is synthesized by the grignard reaction of ethylmagnesium chloride and acetone followed by hydrochloric acid work-up. 2-methyl-2-butanol's dose range is 2ml to 12ml+ and the effects are similar to ethanol (regular drinking alcohol, beer, wine, vodka, spiked fruit punch), but more happy and sleepy and longer lasting. Also, unlike regular ethanol (which produces the moderately toxic hangover causing chemical acetaldehyde before producing harmless acetic acid), there's little to no hangover the next day with 2-methyl-2-butanol (because 2-methyl-2-butyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol created by gluconoridation and P450 oxidation are much safer and thus does not cause a headache).
Tony: I had 10ml of 2m2bOH and a monster energy drink and had a blast at a party! Then I went to bed. Then I woke up the next day without a hangover.
by CognitiveFuel August 19, 2023
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4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone

4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone (4,4-Difluorobenzophenone; 4 4-Difluorobenzophenone; 4 4'-Difluorobenzophenone) is an intermediate in the synthesis of the polymer PEEK and is also used in the synthesis of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Difluoromodafinil), Fladrafinil (Difluoroadrafinil) and Modafiendz (N-Methyl-Flodafinil, N-Methyl-Flmodafinil).
Tony: I synthesized Flodafinil (Flmodafinil) by using 4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone and sodium borohydride in ethanol, then converting the 4,4'-(Difluorophenyl)methanol to 4,4'-(Difluorophenyl)methyl bromide using Hydrobromic acid and Zinc chloride catalyst. Then reacting it with sodium thioglycolate. Then a few more steps and I got Flodafinil.
by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
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Vallium

The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.
Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.

Steve: Don't you mean Valium?

Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?

Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Steve: No?
by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022
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