George's definitions

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

mouthgasm

Eating something so good it gives you an orgasm, in your mouth or in your pants.

Macdonalds cookies are so good, they give me a mouthgasm every time i eat them

by George November 27, 2004

TIB

Tongue in bum, simple
May need a little pre work to get happening

I tibbed you mama all night long!
Now everything tastes like poopie

by George November 23, 2004

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003

nut pisser

A man whos penis so small that he is forced to piss on his own nuts when pissing.

Girl: I soo wanna do that guy!
Dude: Are you sure I used to have p.e. with him and he is a total nut pisser.

by george January 20, 2005

jpg

Jean Paul Gaultier, an overhyped fashion designer with no sense of color, who's clothing line is all either fatuously trite or absurd to the point of being laughable. In short, a hack.

Loser: Did you go to the jpg show last night?
Suave Individual: No, I'm not a slave to the fashion industry's every whim, so I know a lousy designer when I see his work.

by George June 18, 2005

Crush

Frequent Sex
Made popular by Big Pun Rip. In Still not a player.

"Still not a player i just crush alot"

by George December 11, 2003