dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003

mouthgasm

Eating something so good it gives you an orgasm, in your mouth or in your pants.

Macdonalds cookies are so good, they give me a mouthgasm every time i eat them

by George November 27, 2004

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 02, 2005

A man whos penis so small that he is forced to piss on his own nuts when pissing.

Girl: I soo wanna do that guy!
Dude: Are you sure I used to have p.e. with him and he is a total nut pisser.

by george January 20, 2005

Tongue in bum, simple
May need a little pre work to get happening

I tibbed you mama all night long!
Now everything tastes like poopie

by George November 23, 2004

A hummer performed by a male.

Jason was well known throughout the prison for his himmers.

by george February 27, 2003

by george May 09, 2003