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anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014
Get the jewterus mug.(adj.) When a consumer of cannabis is unable to perceive differences in psychotropic effects between strains of marijuana or even major categories like indica and sativa.
A: Dude, if you vape some that indica stuff I gave you it will really help you chill.
J: Are you sure? It all seems like the same stuff to me.
A: I didn't know you were cannablind; you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
J: Are you sure? It all seems like the same stuff to me.
A: I didn't know you were cannablind; you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
by ObviouslyAvi June 15, 2018
Get the cannablind mug.A bad take (n) is an opinion that is either uninformed or poorly reasoned. Typically used to label disagreement in a meta conversation about someone else's take / opinion.
Avi: What do you think about the NYT article analysis that says Facebook "mom groups" are a good source of information for a parenting noob?
Liz: That's a bad take! Those groups are filled with harsh brutal bitches who live to shame other moms.
Liz: That's a bad take! Those groups are filled with harsh brutal bitches who live to shame other moms.
by ObviouslyAvi February 9, 2023
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