3 definitions by ObviouslyAvi
A bad take (n) is an opinion that is either uninformed or poorly reasoned. Typically used to label disagreement in a meta conversation about someone else's take / opinion.
Avi: What do you think about the NYT article analysis that says Facebook "mom groups" are a good source of information for a parenting noob?
Liz: That's a bad take! Those groups are filled with harsh brutal bitches who live to shame other moms.
Liz: That's a bad take! Those groups are filled with harsh brutal bitches who live to shame other moms.
by ObviouslyAvi February 9, 2023
(adj.) When a consumer of cannabis is unable to perceive differences in psychotropic effects between strains of marijuana or even major categories like indica and sativa.
A: Dude, if you vape some that indica stuff I gave you it will really help you chill.
J: Are you sure? It all seems like the same stuff to me.
A: I didn't know you were cannablind; you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
J: Are you sure? It all seems like the same stuff to me.
A: I didn't know you were cannablind; you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
by ObviouslyAvi June 10, 2018
anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
by ObviouslyAvi April 30, 2014