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car candy 

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!
car candy by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

candy carol 

1. A drag queen from columbus ohio that is notorious for saying "I'm Candy Carol, Shut the fuck up!!!"

2. A musical group that has an Album called "Book of Love"
1. Candy Carol was out on the town last night looking fabulous.

2. I love Candy Carol's new album Book of Love.
candy carol by ShaggyLady May 3, 2010

Candy Cartel 

The largest organisation giving people what they need!
“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need”
Candy Cartel by daviddoner May 3, 2020

carpet candy 

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
carpet candy by smokinsena June 30, 2016

carnage candy 

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
carnage candy by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

Cartel Candy 

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.
"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"
Cartel Candy by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025