joecoolthefool's definitions

Cold bugaduga

Extremely cold weather; especially when there is a temperature change suddenly. (Cold) (freezing)

You better put on a coat this morning because it's a cold bugaduga out there.

by joecoolthefool November 24, 2014

psychological colonoscopy

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.

It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned

by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014

Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014

blackfriday zombie

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.

I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping

by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014

pornstar delusion

A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy

Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.

by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014

canine crazy

People or families who build their entire lives around their dogs; their entire existence involves talking about, entertaining and pampering their dogs.

I've got to hurry up and get back inside because my neighbor is canine crazy. Every time I see her, all she does is talk about her two poodles. dog crazy, dog nuts, pet mania, animal lovers

by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014

Titty-butt tv

The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.

These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv

by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014