384 definitions by joecoolthefool
The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction
There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.
by joecoolthefool February 4, 2016
1) A person who believes anger, confrontation and violence is a solution to all problems.
2) The opposite of a pacificist.
pacifist, anger, rage, violence, war, confrontation, threaten, hit, punch, strike, kill, destroy, peace, love, unity, passive, President Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trumpism
2) The opposite of a pacificist.
pacifist, anger, rage, violence, war, confrontation, threaten, hit, punch, strike, kill, destroy, peace, love, unity, passive, President Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trumpism
We need a leader who is a pacifist, our guy is a rageifist, all he wants to do is fight people and threaten war.
by joecoolthefool October 10, 2017
I got busted 2 years ago for a B and E and got 15 years. I've got a lot of time to plan what I do when I get out. Bro, we're all on extended stay in this place. prison sentence, doing time, prison, conviction, twenty-five to life, criminals, gangs, Mafia, drug cartel
by joecoolthefool August 16, 2015
The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.
We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils
by joecoolthefool December 22, 2014
The knuckleheads that go to IHOP late at night and get into arguments and fights with staff and other guests. It almost seems as if eating takes a back seat to creating drama. IHOP, Waffle House, pancakes, waffles, Waffle House warriors, fights, punch, drama, punches and pancakes, fistfights and flapjacks
Every Friday night, the same IHOP idiots come out and fight and argue so the rest of us can't eat in peace. I hate it, but I also love the drama.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
Women who gravitate to men who are celebrities, rich athletes, CEOs or heads of state. They differ from baller babes in that they consider themselves classier and may be professionals themselves, but make no mistake, they are just as thirsty for rich men as the baller babes. baller babes, rich, wealthy, baller, ballin out, rapper rich, businessman, CEO, escort
I see the new CEO didn't stay single for long. He's got a new money honey on his arm looking to become the next Mrs. Jones.
by joecoolthefool December 6, 2015