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People stand around talking about their Air Jordans or complementing other people's Jordans. There are so many different kinds of Jordans, it can be a long discussion. Air Jordans, Michael Jordan, Nike, Jordans, sneakerhead, trainers, basketball shoes, basketball
I love going to the barbershop on the weekend, all the guys wear their latest and greatest Air Jordans. The Jordan talk gets pretty intense.
by joecoolthefool August 06, 2017
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The manipulative style of writing or tv presentation that tells you what you are supposed to think based upon the writer's or tv show's agenda. The title of an article is phrased 'why something that you are thinking is wrong or misguided' or a tv show that tries to manipulate facts so that a powerful argument or fact is trivialized and another idea that is trivial is given a lot of consideration. media , liberal media, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, tv, journalism, liberal, conservative, agenda, manipulation, establishment
I am so sick of the media mindgames where they tell me the front runner who has won so many primaries is really out of touch with America! If he is out of touch then why is he winning.
by joecoolthefool March 15, 2016
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Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor
The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!
by joecoolthefool March 07, 2016
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A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2016
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The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language
I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.
by joecoolthefool February 29, 2016
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The new power structure when the most powerful companies take over the internet and drive internet traffic to their sites while smaller companies are pushed to the bottom. net neutrality, internet, websites, pyramid, Google, Microsoft, internet search, surfing the web, tech industry, tech, search engine, computer
If net neutrality is destroyed then the net pyramid will rule and most small businesses will suffer.
by joecoolthefool July 20, 2017
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People who in a discussion or an argument can never be wrong or mistaken even when the evidence proves the contrary. Also called know-it-alls. never wrongs, alwaysright, always right, knowitalls, bossy, expert, know-it-alls, narcissistic
There is nothing worse than being lectured by neverwrongs, especially when you have evidence that proves you’re right.
by joecoolthefool November 12, 2018
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