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A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2018
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The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 12, 2015
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Millennials who come from wealthy families, but dress like bums, wear braids or dreadlocks and live in ways that would make you think they are poor. On closer inspection, the clothes they wear are designer goods made to look old, they get their hair done at expensive salons and live in high-end neighborhoods.
They seem to wander through their 20s and 30s without a care, but that's because they are rich and don't have to work. bohemian, rich kids, rich, millennials, spoiled, hippies, hipsters, the 1%, swag, designer clothes, fashion, Polo, Louis Vuitton, Chanel
I get so tired of these super rich millennials parading around in their hippiechic swag protesting the 1% when mom and dad are the 1%.
by joecoolthefool April 2, 2016
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The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy
I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.
by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017
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The sudden craving for barbeque ribs. barbeque, barbeque ribs, ribs, itis, pork ribs, baby back, beef ribs, grill, smoke
My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!
by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016
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Binding or taping gun magazines together on a semiautomatic or automatic weapon to make it easier to reload a fresh magazine when shooting.
We are going out on a dangerous mission and we may run into a lot of enemy soldiers, so mag stacking is a must. gun, bullets, weapon, gun magazine, soldier, rifle, semiautomatic, automatic, machine gun, m4, m16, ak47
by joecoolthefool February 15, 2015
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The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress
I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.
by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019
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