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A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

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The belief system that encourages abrasive, pretentious, narcissistic behavior as the way to achieving money, fame and power. A man is referred to as a Trumper and the female a Trumpet.
I find it ironic that the candidate with the best ideas is quiet, humble and self-depricating, but the person who gets all of the attention Is a devout believer in Trumpism. pretentious, narcissist, arrogant, self-aggrandizing, self-promoting, cocky, brash, bossy, Trumper, Trumpet
by joecoolthefool August 03, 2015

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The more obnoxious, outrageous, insulting, condescending and rude that you are, the more popular you become. It is the ultimate paradox. Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster
I don't get it, why is it whenever a jerk guy treats women badly, he gets a Trump bump and the women are drawn to him and want to get to know him. I treat women like princesses and I don't get a second look.
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by joecoolthefool September 25, 2016

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A brash, pretentious, narcissistic man who makes outrageous, controversial statements and engages in attention-seeking behavior for money and fame. A female version is called a Trumpet.
I love my job, but my new boss is a Trumper, so things are crazy every day. unpredictable, wild card, narcissist, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, attention-seeking, bossy, arrogant, self-promoting, rich, power-hungry, humble, unpretentious, meek, demure, shy
by joecoolthefool August 03, 2015

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The rise in voter support that comes when Donald Trump says something controversial or insulting about someone or something. Trump, Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpster, Trump plan, The Donald, make America great again, Republican
The Donald got a big Trump bump when he went after all of the Clintons in an interview. He really nailed them.
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by joecoolthefool October 08, 2016

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1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak
The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.
by joecoolthefool September 05, 2016

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The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again
I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.
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by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016

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