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The unintentional act of driving a student or pupil away from the teachings or advice that you are trying to give them. The more you attempt to mold them, the more they reject your suggestions and move in the opposite direction. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan, Luke Skywalker, the Luke Skywalker Effect, Star Wars, The Force Awakens, Jedi
I try to teach my son about being dependable and listening to his elders, but he is as wild and crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory. You're suffering from the Obi-Wan effect.
by joecoolthefool December 21, 2015
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The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.
Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed
by joecoolthefool January 10, 2015
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The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits
I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.
by joecoolthefool March 19, 2016
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People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk
I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.
by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
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People or families who build their entire lives around their dogs; their entire existence involves talking about, entertaining and pampering their dogs.
I've got to hurry up and get back inside because my neighbor is canine crazy. Every time I see her, all she does is talk about her two poodles. dog crazy, dog nuts, pet mania, animal lovers
by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014
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The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity
I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.
by joecoolthefool May 05, 2016
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The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster
Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
by joecoolthefool March 02, 2017
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