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calibroke 

When an individual makes a handsome income of at least 6 figures, but they live in southern California so they still can't afford shit due to everything being so highly taxed and overpriced.
Hey you wanna go out and grab a drink?
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.
calibroke by reeetery August 1, 2021
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calibrate 

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble
President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.
calibrate by MalibuGA July 27, 2009
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Men of Timber and Calibre

These are used for men of repute. Men that are highly respected in their community or around the world. These men are power brokers... Stylish, talented, witty, you name it, they command respect wherever they go.
Have you seen the list of the newly appointed ministers, those are men of Timber and calibre.
calibre = drum'n'bass god
calibre feat. mc fats - drop it down
calibre by liquid July 20, 2004

carbroke 

You spend all of your money on a shiny new vehicle with high cost and high payments, so you don't have money for anything else.
You are carbroke.
Can also apply with other items of high value that are unnecessarily expensive and take a large portion of one's income to acquire/maintain.
Marc got that new car. He pays too much.
He's hungry now though, 'cause he's carbroke.
carbroke by anonymous August 14, 2021

calibrated

Means to get high. Used mostly with the word 'get' in front of it.
'Let's get calibrated'
'I want to go get calibrated'
'I was so damn calibrated the other day...'

calibrate 

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.
I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.
calibrate by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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