calibrate

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.

I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

calibrate

to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption

dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level

by el enn June 25, 2008

calibrate

To change something.

I calibrated my controller....NERP!

by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

Calibrations

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009