cacanus

Phrase used by fat anime fans, who really want to be Japanese. It's probably Japanese for pie or something.

"How are you?" "Cacanus"
"Have you downloaded the latest Dragonball episode" "No, I have a life" "Cacanus"

by Emperor Yoshi March 1, 2005

Catanus

The posterior opening of a feline, located below the tail.

Sometimes the cat is feeling frisky and gives up the catanus instead of the catang.

by Boonecat September 2, 2009

Cacapuss

Nasty beezy
A dirty pussy
A humid and smelly snatch

You tell your bestfriend, "Ay, your sister has a Cacapuss. All the homies smell the same."

by Amanda Hernandez April 2, 2008

Catanusmorphisourous

Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.

My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.

by Jackson Selim Hamed February 2, 2021

Cocanus

The act of blowing cocaine up the bum hole. This is done because of the nerve endings located there. Popularised by Tim Burgess, singer with The Charlatans, who wrote a chapter of his autobiography on the subject.

Her nose was fucked but she was still fit enough for cocanus.

by Jonny Bastard October 2, 2019

crack cocanus

something that gets you high in under a gram of taking it.

pass me some of the good stuff, like the crack cocanus

by IMakeGreatWords April 15, 2022

Cocanus

The effect of living on nothing but cocaine on your body resulting in a raw, red, bleeding, asshole.

Allison: "Ive eaten nothing but cocaine for two days and I haven't slept yet! I'm gonna have the most intense cocanus tomorrow, ehh?!"

by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 31, 2008