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A homeless person. From the rhyming slang paraffin lamp: tramp.
I gave the old paraffin a fiver to get himself some booze.
by Jonny Bastard March 14, 2020

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The act of blowing cocaine up the bum hole. This is done because of the nerve endings located there. Popularised by Tim Burgess, singer with The Charlatans, who wrote a chapter of his autobiography on the subject.
Her nose was fucked but she was still fit enough for cocanus.
by Jonny Bastard October 02, 2019

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Fake Irish spelling of "crack" meaning fun, news, gossip, banter etc. Used by plastic paddies and those ignorant of there own language. "Crack" or "crak" originates from middle English and has been used for centuries. The first known use in Ireland is in the 1950s, using the correct spelling "crack". "Craic" first appeared in the 1990s.
What's the craic so it is
by Jonny Bastard September 01, 2019

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One of the famous shoe making Dassler brothers. Bobby moved from Germany to Lancashire where his name became synonymous with quality footwear.
Thems a reet pair of Bobby Dazzlers.
by Jonny Bastard September 01, 2019

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A boxer known for being a powerful puncher. Popularised by Mr T as "Clubber Lang" in the movie Rocky III.
George Foreman was a real clubber.
by Jonny Bastard March 14, 2020

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A buddy is more than a friend. They are more like a partner, but in a none sexual way. If the relationship is sexual then they become a "fuck buddy".

plural: buddies.
Starsky had a buddy called Hutch.
by Jonny Bastard March 14, 2020

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A white dude that's hung like a donkey.
John Holmes was a honky donk donkey honky.
by Jonny Bastard February 17, 2020

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