4 definitions by Alex Johnson(Hotass23)

Adverb.
Being an intensely selfish lover who is only concerned with blowing your load and quickly.
Alistair's girlfriend: "Yeah we did have sex but he did it so rapedly it just wasn't enjoyable".
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) September 17, 2008
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The effect of living on nothing but cocaine on your body resulting in a raw, red, bleeding, asshole.
Allison: "Ive eaten nothing but cocaine for two days and I haven't slept yet! I'm gonna have the most intense cocanus tomorrow, ehh?!"
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) September 17, 2008
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A virus that has been until recently out of fashion but was brought back by a trendsetter thus making it cool to have again.
Charles Bronson: "Oh man, did you hear Johnny Hurn is bringing back a Retrovirus?"
Stan Lee: "So which one do I need to get? Gonorrhea? Syphilis?"
Charles Bronson: "He's bringing back them all!"
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) September 17, 2008
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