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Catanus

The posterior opening of a feline, located below the tail.
Sometimes the cat is feeling frisky and gives up the catanus instead of the catang.
by Boonecat September 2, 2009
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catapussy

wow that's a good catapussy. Catapussy is a catapult located in the vagina. Catapussy= hardcore queefing
wow syndey some catapussy ya got there
by pussy lyn January 21, 2017
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Catanukkah

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.
Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.
by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014
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Catabus

A large gay individual who is generally a receiver
P: "Yo did you see that Guy with a dick in his mouth"
B: "Yeah, straight Catabus"
by Frensua November 11, 2015
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Catanusmorphisourous

Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.
My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.
by Jackson Selim Hamed February 2, 2021
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Catalust

The first act or thing that causes a person to lust after another person.
"Wow, I never noticed that guy before, but his hot bod is such a catalust"
by Lkedwards May 12, 2009
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catapus

A creature that can live on land or in water that at first appears to be a bizarre, twisted, knotty piece of tree branch or root. They can be any size but can be seen only under the influence of mind expanding substances or by children.
We went canoeing on mushrooms and saw many catapus along the banks of the Fox river.
by Follows Herons May 8, 2006
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