buttstir

Buttstir is when a man sticks a spoon up his ass and stirs mixtures such as haterade or gay juice.

He buttstired his protein shake before going out for a work out

by Blover6t9 February 4, 2014

buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

Buttspiration

An ASSpiration for your butt. A better butt. A butts butt. A butt to end all butts

Damn my butt sucks, better find some buttspiration.

by ja__ February 18, 2015

International Buttstretcher Day

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.

"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"

by Arrceeay June 28, 2019

doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

buttstroke

the act of striking someone with the buttstock of a rifle, carbine, or shotgun. This is in contrast to "pistol-whip," which is the act of striking someone with a handgun, while gripping either the handgrip or the barrel/slide, but more commonly the latter.

"The brave Marine, having expended his last magazine, but lacking a bayonet, saw fit to buttstroke the charging enemy combatant."

by Jambo11 June 27, 2009

buttstraw

An idiot that sucks so much ass that they need a straw.

"Refill the goddamn Brita you mannerless buttstraw."

"Bree", " Panduh"

by yermum69 March 8, 2015