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buttstrap 

Andy grew a buttstrap.
buttstrap by Jas Gill June 9, 2005

Buttcrap 

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttcrap 

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttscratcher 

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

Bootstrap Bill 

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.
Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.
Bootstrap Bill by BillBobGates August 21, 2019

Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.
A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.
Bootstrap Paradox by Driptual November 17, 2019