buttster

A gay poser football fan who enjoys gulping semen all day.

Tommy is such a buttster

by QYS November 7, 2013

Buttster

A fat lard that is mean to everyone and deserves to have their nipples chopped off and fed to a parrot.

Hey those buttsters just pooped on my pillow fort!

by BigFroDH March 30, 2019

buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

International Buttstretcher Day

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.

"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"

by Arrceeay June 28, 2019

doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

buttstroke

the act of striking someone with the buttstock of a rifle, carbine, or shotgun. This is in contrast to "pistol-whip," which is the act of striking someone with a handgun, while gripping either the handgrip or the barrel/slide, but more commonly the latter.

"The brave Marine, having expended his last magazine, but lacking a bayonet, saw fit to buttstroke the charging enemy combatant."

by Jambo11 June 27, 2009

buttter

When you try to type "Butter" but you add an extra t.

friend: what food do you like the most?
me: buttter
friend: wat
me: butter*

by therealanant December 20, 2021