Marine

The USMC is over 222 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16, and our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!

Every waking day of a U.S. Marine.

by GI Jane July 22, 2006

Marine

No better friend, no worse enemy.

The Marine kindly shook a child's hand in the morning and kicked major insurgent ass at night.

by Sgt. Zim April 19, 2006

Marine

The most beautiful, loving, amazing, caring girl there is, like perfection. A beautiful person in many ways with a beautiful name that sounds like a Goddess. She is an angel. Her flaws can be loved, and her smile warms anyones heart. She makes a great girlfriend, and she is always there to cheer people up. She loves her family and friends, and has the kindest heart there is. There is nobody better or more important in this world than Marine. I love her more than anything, and would die for her in a heartbeat, and so would many lucky enough to get to know her.

God, I wish Marine was mine forever, until I die.

by therealchita January 18, 2021

Marine

They walk through the valley of the shadow of death.... but they fear NO evil,
because they are the GREATEST fighting force in the valley!

bad ass, no evil, marine, military, marine corps, USMC

by Chet Steadmen January 17, 2009

marine

A proud member of the finest fighting force in the world. One who is able to laugh off the stupid and weak members of other forces who use misspelled words in their definitions, because he knows that while you're sitting at your keyboard trying to learn how to spell, he's showing your girlfriend/wife what it's like to be with a real military man...

"You're a Marine? Thank God. I'm glad you didn't say Navy. My husband is in the Navy and all he talks about is having sex with other men. Can we go to your place?"

by MarineGunny November 29, 2007

marine

the best dam fighting force in the world. a marine always stands his ground and fights until the very end. when a marine runs out of ammo he dosent worry he just pulls out his knife. a marine is the worst person to start a fight with. a marine will slautger any enemy that gets in his/her way

OOORAH

army soilder: sarge wat r we goin to do theres hundreds of enmy soliders closing on our postion.

army sarge: dont worry the marines our on the way to help

by tyler p. February 27, 2008

Marine

Brave, tough, extreme pride, cocky because they EARNED it, your best friend, your worst enemy, savages on the battlefield and in the bed, dedicated, rowdy, smart, trained hard: mind & body, unlike other branches- honors mc traditions, such as the usmc birthday. If you find a good one, he'll be the best damn husband a man could ever be. The good ones are incredible boyfriends, husbands, and dads. They work hard & play hard. *wink* :D Their uniforms are the sharpest, & they fill them out well.

They save money on shampoo because of high & tights!

Earned the name "teufel-hunden" aka Devil Dogs because of their attack against the Germans in 1918. They still live up to their nickname today.

Semper Fidelis: Always Faithful.

They have their own Hymn, Flag, and plenty of nicknames. Army= soldiers. Navy= sailors. Air Force= ?. Marines= Devil Dog, Leatherneck, Jarhead, President's Own, Gyrene, America/ The World's 911 force, uncle sam's misguided children

HONOR, COURAGE, & COMMITMENT.

enough said :)

Me: "Yeah my husband's a Marine"

Friend thinking: *... Lucky bitch.*
Friend: "So... does he have friends?"

by _marinewife August 16, 2009