bunkas

short for "bunk ass" (bunk meaning bad, low quality, or shitty)

Dude, Im tired of my dealer giving bunkas weed this is bullshit

by dubskee August 1, 2007

Bunkable

The potential a room has to be well-suited for bunk beds

adj. a room that could support bunk beds

Person 1: Hey is your room bunkable?

Person2: No, there is no room in the kitchen/bathroom

Brody: Dude is your room bunkable bro?

Darius: Hell yea, I got room for bunk beds and a slide!

Brody: Yo thats shizzle

by Chedynasty July 1, 2012

bunkassbamer

An Extremly shity sack of bud. If you get this you should beat the hell out of your dealer take the bud and his money from them and cock slap them to ensure ultimate shame to them.

Guy 1 "Man this is some bunkassbamer!"
Guy 2 "No its not this is hydro. Cant you see the red hairs?"
Guy 1 "Thats paper!" "Come here!" "You have offically been Cock Slaped." "Im takin your weed and you money bitch!"

by Doctor Wood September 8, 2008

Bunk as Fuck

An alternative to the phrase "Dumb as Fuck."

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.

by James S. Bachelorette 12 winr July 10, 2016

bunkspewing

consistently lying or talking shit, to the endless and ever-growing annoyance of listeners; jerking off other people verbally, or yourself, sexually

noun: bunkspewer

"bush's constant bunkspewing makes it almost impossible to get to work, there's so much shit to wade through on the street"

by l-te April 6, 2006

Bunkalitis

A sickness only found in students which allows them to miss school for the day.

Tom has got bunkalitis thats why he is not at school today.

Guys I think I will have bunkalitis tomorrow.

by Nicola Bean May 6, 2009

Bunkatopiphobia

Being scared of the top bunk on a bunk bed

‘I can’t sleep up there, I have Bunkatopiphobia‘

by HI xenxenxec August 17, 2018