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Bunkalitis

A sickness only found in students which allows them to miss school for the day.
Tom has got bunkalitis thats why he is not at school today.

Guys I think I will have bunkalitis tomorrow.
Bunkalitis by Nicola Bean May 6, 2009
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The condition of humping too many bundles of roofing shingles to where your body feels worn down.
"Sorry George, I have bundlitis and I need a break."
bundlitis by Asshat47 April 2, 2009

bunkalicious 

A girl in which no man within his right mind would touch. ie. Fat, ugly, smelly.
Damn! David Hanifi hooked up with a totally bunkalicious girl last night at the party.
bunkalicious by Kfr1zzle April 6, 2007

bundaitis 

A disease caused by having an unreal bunda in terms of size and shape
Ohh sh*t she got bundaitis!
bundaitis by TheHoodWhisperer July 9, 2022

bumpalitisfitis 

nasty bumps on the back of peoples heads, face, bodies, etc...

razor bumps

skin rashes
ugh...He got bumpalitisfitis.
bumpalitisfitis by peaches August 12, 2004

bunkilitus 

When you are too lazy to go to gym /school/work and need a illness to support this choice .The lazyassed sickness .no sick note required .a real syndrome .absolutely contagious.
Sorry i cant come to gym .i have bunkalitus/bunkilitus
bunkilitus by Sweatie September 4, 2017

Backalitise 

Backalitise is when you carry someone so hard on a game such as siege you get a disease. This disease is very common.
Mate I’m doing 16 and 2 and you have one Killy back is killing me, I think I got backalitise.
Backalitise by Jansz April 26, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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