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bigfooter 

From the hoodlums in the hood to the Bigfoot in the woods nobody can out Bigfoot Tony...from the signs in the sky to the tracks on the ground all the others are just clowns.
Did you see the bigfooter on channel 5? Did you catch the bigfooter on CNN?
bigfooter by Big daddy stew March 5, 2020

Bigfoot Butthole 

When a chick's asshole is packed and overflowing with crispy, long, pubic hair.
My boy Wagz was banging this Indian chick and when he flipped her over to hit it doggie, he was taken over by her Bigfoot butthole.
Bigfoot Butthole by JStackz June 8, 2017

Shaved Bigfoot 

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!
Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Bigfoobies 

A pair of huge hairy breasts, as seen on the Sasquatch in the infamous 1967 Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film
Damn! Did you see the Bigfoobies on that thing?!
Bigfoobies by Angdraug January 21, 2021
A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.
Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.
bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"