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Bigfoot Butthole 

When a chick's asshole is packed and overflowing with crispy, long, pubic hair.
My boy Wagz was banging this Indian chick and when he flipped her over to hit it doggie, he was taken over by her Bigfoot butthole.
Bigfoot Butthole by JStackz June 8, 2017

Shaved Bigfoot 

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!
Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Bigfoot banging 

To have sex with large men.
Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!
Bigfoot banging by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

bigfoot's dick

used to describe an incredibly awful smell.
Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!
bigfoot's dick by tttruck February 18, 2005

Bigfoot Police 

An infamous group of players on a game called "MapleStory".

Due to poor parenting and a lack of real life happiness, these players log onto the game with one goal in mind- to ruin other players gaming experience. They use hacks to disconnect other players, and "kill steal" a highly sought after monster- Bigfoot.

It is widely accepted that if these losers ever improve their personal hygiene enough to feel the touch of a woman in real life, they may lose interest in being such d-bags. Until then, they believe themselves to be cool in the game, but in reality are pitied by the rest of the gaming population for their sad existence.
Because I have all sorts of self confidence issues in real life, I will go onto MapleStory and ruin other people's experience by acting like the BF Police.

"Hey Bob, are you heading to Julia's house tonight, I heard her parents were out of town?" "Yup, I do indeed have a date tonight, something that a member of the Bigfoot Police won't ever say".
Bigfoot Police by Sarcastrific August 12, 2010

Bigfoot Fairy 

A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!