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bagfoot

A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.
Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.
by Momus Naso February 25, 2011
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bigfooter

From the hoodlums in the hood to the Bigfoot in the woods nobody can out Bigfoot Tony...from the signs in the sky to the tracks on the ground all the others are just clowns.
Did you see the bigfooter on channel 5? Did you catch the bigfooter on CNN?
by Big daddy stew March 5, 2020
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Bigfoot Butthole

When a chick's asshole is packed and overflowing with crispy, long, pubic hair.
My boy Wagz was banging this Indian chick and when he flipped her over to hit it doggie, he was taken over by her Bigfoot butthole.
by JStackz June 8, 2017
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Shaved Bigfoot

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Bigfoot banging

To have sex with large men.
Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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bugfoot

In computer engineering, a bug which some claim to have seen, but most have not, and doubt it's existence. i.e. the computer engineering version of bigfoot.
Phil claims there is a bug in our interrupt handler. Only he has seen it, and he's having a hard time reproducing it... this one is a real bugfoot.
by ajd6460 May 13, 2010
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bigfoot's dick

used to describe an incredibly awful smell.
Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!
by tttruck February 18, 2005
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