This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.

Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

turns on news "Ohio man steals $1200 worth of Swedish Fish from IKEA"

Person: Where are you from?
Ohioan : Corn

Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in across the lake on Monday, Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."

if you can acuratly predict ohio's weather you are either God himself, or Satan

Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan