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The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.
This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
by Hnery Derpington III January 26, 2014
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random weather patterns. makeing meteorology nearly imposible
if you can acuratly predict ohio's weather you are either God himself, or Satan
by Kentro April 14, 2008
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The only place in the world where you can experience all four seasons in one week.
Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in across the lake on Monday, Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."
by NickN~ May 11, 2011
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A state where its weather pattern has PMS. 10 degrees and a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and thunderstorm the next.
Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
by ohio330 January 18, 2012
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turns on news "Ohio man steals $1200 worth of Swedish Fish from IKEA"
by rye in frogs July 26, 2018
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Person: Where are you from?
Ohioan : Corn
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A land of shifting mists, Ohio is the most mysterious state in America. There are some who claim that it does not exist at all, but is merely a hoax perpetrated by a strong core of dedicated jokesters in the "neighboring" states of Michigan, Pennsylvania, Indiana, and West Virginia (we're pretty sure no one tells Kentucky anything).

Most people believe, however, that Ohio DOES in fact exists, and that its mystery is due solely to the mysterious mists that seem to enshroud the entirety of the state in...well...mystery, deterring all but the most stalwart of travelers. Constituents to this belief also hold that Ohio is, in fact, the last home of the dinosaurs, and that Ohioan economy is based almost solely on quarrying and agricultural works using highly-trained dinosaurs as the primary (and literal) beasts of burden.
Someone from Michigan: Ha! Those suckers on the East Coast actually think Ohio exists!

Someone from Pennsylvania: Actually, it does...it's just mysterious, you didn't even realize it was there. You know, what with all the enigmatically swirling mists and all...

Someone from Indiana: Really?!

Someone from West Virginia: Oh yeah, definately. A dinosaur from Ohio ate my sister, actually.

Someone from Kentucky: Oh, hey guys! What's going on?

The Other Four People: Oh...nothing...You know...

Someone from Kentucky: Cool! You want to hang out?

The Other Four People: *evasive mumbles*
by Vladimir McCools October 08, 2007
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