bugf

be u girlfriend

use when someone is doing something dumb as hell

Him: Hi.
Her: Hey! I just bought a new sock!
Him: Just one?
Her: Yeah..
Him: BUGF!

by onlyprovidingfactualinfo November 14, 2021

bugfuck

Crazy, manic, insane, out of control, generally messed up.

"I just asked him where he got the black eye and he went totally bugfuck."

by Emby Quinn April 10, 2003

bugfoot

In computer engineering, a bug which some claim to have seen, but most have not, and doubt it's existence. i.e. the computer engineering version of bigfoot.

Phil claims there is a bug in our interrupt handler. Only he has seen it, and he's having a hard time reproducing it... this one is a real bugfoot.

by ajd6460 May 13, 2010

bugfucker

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick

That needledick bugfucker is hung like a mosquito.

by Helpful April 30, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009

Bugfucker

A man who has sex with insects.

Todd Koehler is a bugfucker because he keeps nailing that grasshopper in the ass.

by Douggie Rankinpooper October 20, 2003