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Nailing

My mom came home when I was nailing Susan in the ass!
by tinasss February 16, 2017
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Nailing

The word nailing is another word for picking up a one night stand.
For example you are out with the boys on a Saturday night at a seedy Irish pub necking stubbies with the boys, it's about 2 am and your toey as a Roman sandle. Your standards are very weak at this time and you settle for the easiest target which is usually a larger girl, an older one, or one with red hair and many freckles. Once you have picked up this fine young lady you then take her back to your mates and give her a good nailing, once done you send your mates a text message saying nailed.
by Victor Small September 11, 2005
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Nailing 50 yarders

Secret gay code for engaging in Coitus with old men.
Ian is really feeling himself. I heard he’s nailing 50 yarders every weekend.
by Haywood Jblome November 12, 2020
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Nailing the shingle

When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle
Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.
by JRo from the block July 24, 2022
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nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism
Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
by Racist brownies February 4, 2025
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wet nailing

the act of performing intercousre in the bath/shower.
fancy staying in. get a take away. and let me do some wet nailing on/in your sweet little arse.
by scottie massive January 25, 2009
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Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree
"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."
by Brett Mello May 8, 2007
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