bugfucker 

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick

That needledick bugfucker is hung like a mosquito.

bugfucker by Helpful April 30, 2003

Bugfucker 

A man who has sex with insects.

Todd Koehler is a bugfucker because he keeps nailing that grasshopper in the ass.

Bugfucker by Douggie Rankinpooper October 20, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

Needledick Bugfucker by osufan15 April 8, 2009

texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

Buttfucker3000 by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008