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bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario
I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.
You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!
Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bumfuck nowhere 

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...
bumfuck nowhere by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018

bumfuck idaho 

Some unknown location
some small town in a remote place.
Dad took us on a long drive when we were children to Bumfuck Idaho
bumfuck idaho by Tinyguy June 26, 2006