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Bugfucker
Bugfucker by Douggie Rankinpooper October 20, 2003
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bugfucker • NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER • bumfucker • bumfuckery • busfucker • buffucker • buffuckery • bufuckery • bugfucked • bugsucker
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER
a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003
Needledick Bugfucker
Needledick Bugfucker by osufan15 April 8, 2009
texas bug fucker
An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
Buttfucker3000
An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Buttfucker3000 by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021
busfucked
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
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