brown gown 

Not to be confused with a crop dusting. The brown gown is a fart so dense and putrid that it cannot escape your own gravitational pull, creating an atmospheric cloud that follows you anywhere.

That gas station hot dog was delicious, but now I'm stuck wearing the brown gown.

brown gown by Stangcollida May 31, 2017

Brown gownage 

The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.

Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.

Brown gownage by Zonal K September 29, 2019

Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

browntown 

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").

We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Browntown 

A nickname for a city in Canada known as Brampton which is funny enough... Full of brown people.

Hey man have you ever been to Browntown? It's full of brown people!

Browntown by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 10, 2018

Browntown Triple 

Anal sex with three different partners in one night.

I had a couple of friends over and we introduced Rachel to the browntown triple.

Sergio’s first visit to the bathhouse resulted in a browntown triple.

Browntown Triple by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Browntown 

Having anal sex with a woman

Dude, I went Browntown on her last night.

Browntown by roast November 15, 2002