102 definitions by Zonal K

sound from the brown mound

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 14, 2019

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Ken doubled over as a mountain of used-curry sprayed out of his arse into the bowel bowl

by Zonal K September 20, 2019

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

by Zonal K September 10, 2019