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Breastcore 

A term referring to a particular style of music in which the listener feels the overpowering urge to reveal there breasts.
Breastcore first began in the early 90s when underground artists began running experiments with the famed "amen break" and realized that within certain frequencies even the most conservative of listeners will be overcome by the urge to show their breats.
The term "breastcore" was first penned by breakcore musicians OBE (Born Oscar Bernard Erdringer) , Goatslacker (Named due to his fathers questionable species) and 0010100 (Some douche who was lying in the same ditch as the other two)

When the U.s government discovered his craze they immediately outlawed it because thats what they do with anything that involves a decent amount of boob.

However it is said that these three musicians ride throughout the night in search for the briefcase containing this lost "breastcore" frequency and can be seen in the background of one specific episode of friends... (I don't know which because I don't really watch that show but some guy down the road told me about it and it sounded totally awesome)

Many musicians have tried to replicate this sound but none have come closer than Tom Jones. Mr. Jones, who is famous for receiving women's underwear on stage throughout a concert developed this talent whilst trying to replicate the famed "breastcore" Frequency.
"hi gaiz, how can you make sum awesome breastcore beatz on lsdj? also where on google is the lsdj link?
Ktnx bye"
Breastcore by Arcade Rivalry January 14, 2008
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breastcore 

"its the type of hardcore that makes people show their breasts" -goatslacker
man, so many scene kids and FL "breastcore" bands are adding me since henry homesweet put me into his top friends! haha -0010100
breastcore by Justin the Jdub January 14, 2008

breastboarding 

Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboarding for a less entertaining form of erudition.
GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding

Beastzoned 

When the person doesn't find you attractive at all and wants nothing to do with you but are too much of a coward to tell you no so they offer friendship knowing you may never speak again.
Cool Friend: "So did you finally ask that girl out?"
Fat Nerd: "I did but she cringed and made a bunch of excuses. Then offered to be friends."
Cool Friend: "Ouch! At least you made a friend?"
Fat Nerd: "Nah she flakes on every invite. I think I got Beastzoned bro."
Beastzoned by BrainicSwag March 29, 2017

homicidal beastionecromanciphilia 

The act of killing an animal, having sex with it, and then bringing it back to life.
Did you hear that her horse died?
Nah man, she's inti homicidal beastionecromanciphilia, her horse dies like every other week.

Breakstone Mountain 

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.
Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.
Breakstone Mountain by Snocap September 19, 2006

breastboarding 

Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboarding for a less entertaining form of erudition.
GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding.
breastboarding by jablake April 2, 2008