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Breakstone

A breakstone is someone who loves to be double penetrated by two penises or strap-ons from other males. A breakstone also has a very small penis which allows him to sit fully cross-legged at any leisurely time. A breakstone also loves rubbing his fingers along the line of his taint and then sniffs his fingers ferociously.
Don't be a breakstone and uncross your legs.
You took Steph Curry first in the draft? That's such a breakstone thing to do.
Stop being a breakstone and send your naked picture to girls for once instead of boys.
Breakstone by Dariusthehooper443 October 25, 2022
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Breakstone Mountain 

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.
Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.
Breakstone Mountain by Snocap September 19, 2006

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.
You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.
brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

Brickstone 

When you are doing anal with a girl and fisting her in the vaginal area at the same time.
Me: Bro when i was screwing my chick I decided to give her a brickstone and I broke my knuckles.
Friend: Woah your hardcore! I gotta try that!
Brickstone by Scruffyclark November 29, 2010

welder's and brickstone 

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.
Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

Braystones 

An area just south of Dublin, but still on the DART line, consisting of Bray and Greystones. Neither of these are particularly interesting places (in fact, one may argue that this general area is a "shit hole") and little distinction between the two, hence the amalgamation of their names into one, gramatically more efficient name.
Braystones is a dump full of wannabe D4 heads.
Braystones by Patrick Mustard April 13, 2008

brookstone 

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day
i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone
brookstone by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004
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