Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.
Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
Acronym meaning "Official Blow Off". Defined as the formal notification given to someone when they are truly not interested and the fade away has finally kicked in.
After numerous phonecalls that Jen made to Rick were unanswered, she finally realized that she had been given the OBO.
by Snocap September 20, 2006
n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.
Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!
by Snocap September 19, 2006
n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.
Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.
Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.
After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
Someone who farts consistently and violently, resulting in knockouts to anyone who chooses to enter into their ring.
Brandon is so lactose intolerant that whenever he drinks milk, he becomes Gaseous Clay and ends up clearing out the room.
by Snocap September 26, 2006