Snocap's definitions

ahohno

Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.

D: Where's my Eazy E cd at?
S: Ahohno, fool!
D: Dag, what are you good fo!!

by Snocap February 28, 2007

Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006

minesweeper

A minesweeper occurs when a girl gets her bikini stuck up her buttcrack. She utilizes both pointer fingers to simultaneously and symmetrically sweep the bikini out of her ass.

Megan was lying on the beach all day and when she finally stood up, she needed to pull a minesweeper to fix her bikini wedgie.

by Snocap October 17, 2006

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006

folo

Literally meaning a fake polo shirt. Folos include any collared polo shirt that has some wack ass animal or object on it instead of the original horse.

Because Jon was short on loot, he invested in a few folos at the local convenience store hoping that nobody would notice the difference.

by Snocap September 26, 2006

Gaseous Clay

Someone who farts consistently and violently, resulting in knockouts to anyone who chooses to enter into their ring.

Brandon is so lactose intolerant that whenever he drinks milk, he becomes Gaseous Clay and ends up clearing out the room.

by Snocap September 26, 2006

body discovery

Often occurs during sunbathing where an individual or group survey their or others' exposed bodily areas and exchange comments about progress, strange growths, blemishes, mysterious bruises, added or lost hair, etc.

During Ethan and Greg's round of body discovery, they learned that Ethan was one hairy bastard and Greg had serious backne.

by Snocap September 25, 2006