Beastzoned 

When the person doesn't find you attractive at all and wants nothing to do with you but are too much of a coward to tell you no so they offer friendship knowing you may never speak again.

Cool Friend: "So did you finally ask that girl out?"
Fat Nerd: "I did but she cringed and made a bunch of excuses. Then offered to be friends."
Cool Friend: "Ouch! At least you made a friend?"
Fat Nerd: "Nah she flakes on every invite. I think I got Beastzoned bro."

Beastzoned by BrainicSwag March 29, 2017

Beatoned 

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.

Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?
Guy 2: He's Beatoned!
Guy 1: Woohoo!

Beatoned by R .D June 25, 2008

Bastioned 

When a hero is overpowered for one week, then gets nerfed into the ground and stays useless forever.

Doomfist was pretty good, but then Blizz Bastioned Rocket Punch.

Bastioned by epicguy10155 September 23, 2017

Beatoned 

The sensation of getting your asshole rammed up until the point it caves in from multiple black dicks (typically more than 4 at a time)

"Oh my God Jerome and his friends Beatoned my buttocks real good last night@

Beatoned by DunbarMate October 29, 2018

homicidal beastionecromanciphilia 

The act of killing an animal, having sex with it, and then bringing it back to life.

Did you hear that her horse died?
Nah man, she's inti homicidal beastionecromanciphilia, her horse dies like every other week.

homicidal beastionecromanciphilia by RebelFlower03 December 25, 2018