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When the person doesn't find you attractive at all and wants nothing to do with you but are too much of a coward to tell you no so they offer friendship knowing you may never speak again.
Cool Friend: "So did you finally ask that girl out?"
Fat Nerd: "I did but she cringed and made a bunch of excuses. Then offered to be friends."
Cool Friend: "Ouch! At least you made a friend?"
Fat Nerd: "Nah she flakes on every invite. I think I got Beastzoned bro."
by BrainicSwag March 29, 2017
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