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Beats can have two definitions.

"Beatz" can mean the type of music you would hear at a rave.

It can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being good. (Usually found in Scotland)
"I want to go to a rave and hear all the beatz, man"

"Haw whet, that party wiz pure beatz."
by Chris from the block March 28, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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John "Beatz" Holohan. Former drummer for New York rock group Bayside. Died on Halloween morning (10/31/2005) after the band's van hit a patch of ice at approximately 3:13 AM in Cheyenne, WY, after leaving their Boulder, Colorado show.
After his death many came out in support, many in monitary form to support his wife after his death.
Johnny Beatz was an awesome drummer and will be sorely missed.
by Rachel Horowitz March 09, 2006
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A disco where 9-14 year olds dance to shit music and meet each other, taking place on a Saturday. Entrance fee is usually extremely high, and it usually takes place in a sports hall in Cork.
"Here, Sophie, are you goin' beatz? I got ya a meet"
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Used to indicate that something will give you a serious beating if you challenge it. Usually used in conjunction with "teh".

Dirk Nowitzki may look like a hayseed but he is teh beatz!

Kurzohrrüsselspringer is teh beatz!

I'm teh beatz - you suxorz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006
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