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Breastcore 

A term referring to a particular style of music in which the listener feels the overpowering urge to reveal there breasts.
Breastcore first began in the early 90s when underground artists began running experiments with the famed "amen break" and realized that within certain frequencies even the most conservative of listeners will be overcome by the urge to show their breats.
The term "breastcore" was first penned by breakcore musicians OBE (Born Oscar Bernard Erdringer) , Goatslacker (Named due to his fathers questionable species) and 0010100 (Some douche who was lying in the same ditch as the other two)

When the U.s government discovered his craze they immediately outlawed it because thats what they do with anything that involves a decent amount of boob.

However it is said that these three musicians ride throughout the night in search for the briefcase containing this lost "breastcore" frequency and can be seen in the background of one specific episode of friends... (I don't know which because I don't really watch that show but some guy down the road told me about it and it sounded totally awesome)

Many musicians have tried to replicate this sound but none have come closer than Tom Jones. Mr. Jones, who is famous for receiving women's underwear on stage throughout a concert developed this talent whilst trying to replicate the famed "breastcore" Frequency.
"hi gaiz, how can you make sum awesome breastcore beatz on lsdj? also where on google is the lsdj link?
Ktnx bye"
Breastcore by Arcade Rivalry January 14, 2008
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breastcore 

"its the type of hardcore that makes people show their breasts" -goatslacker
man, so many scene kids and FL "breastcore" bands are adding me since henry homesweet put me into his top friends! haha -0010100
breastcore by Justin the Jdub January 14, 2008

Breakcore 

A music genre that takes influence from Hardcore and Jungle. The most defining feature of breakcore is its emphasis on drums, kick, breaks, as well as its typically fast tempo. It often includes samples from other songs, that are heavily distorted. The most common drum break used is the Amen Break, and it has even been used in more common songs, such as N.W.A's "Straight Outta Compton"

Example breakcore musicians are Venetian Snares, Bong-Ra, Wan Bushi, FFF, and Squarepusher
Person: Do you listen to breakcore?
Person 2: No.
Person: Okay.
Person 2: Okay.
Breakcore by ILikeHardMusic October 15, 2019

Breastures 

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
Breastures by Sethington September 30, 2008

Breakcore 

Breakcore was started by a bunch of weirdos obsessed with IDM and chaoticly structured beat noise. most blend the bounce of Jungle or Drum and Bass, Gabber and Powernoise mayham together.
Some producers rely on special EFX, for others it is there programming Geekness that prevails. It has become a highly technical programming genre that does NOT go against musical theory but shows that jumping to and from differnt time signatures is ridiculusly possible with a Midi or computer Sequencer. the human body cannot accelerate nor stop at the ratio of these extreme rates without damaging tissue. Many Non DJ's call this style Drill and Bass but that style is danceable, TOO head Nodable and friendly.
Venetian Snares, Baseck, Otto Von Schirach, Doormouse, Enduser, Minon
Breakcore by Beken One the Mage April 13, 2005

Breastures 

1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.
Breastures by Sethington August 21, 2008

breastrection 

He noticed his "breastrection" occurred when the weather is cold.