bratio

Waist to bra-size ratio; the higher the better, resulting in unusually thin girl, with inordinately large boobs.

"I say, is it just me, or does that broad have an incredible bratio?"

by I am the real Weasel March 13, 2009

Brotion

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.

My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.

by Babe0807 July 4, 2009

Britiot

Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.

TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.

by dilbrent October 20, 2011

Creed Bratton

A character in The Office who you often question what he does outside of the office, but we love him anyway

Creed: If that's flashing then lock me up

Creed: Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton

by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018

Convo-bation

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

by vinter December 31, 2009

Bratishka

brah-TEESH-ka

Literally Bratishka means "little brother" in Russian (Brat = brother) .

Bratish' (brah-tEEsh) is a short form of "bratishka".

You can refer to your younger bros as bratishka(singular) or bratishki(plural). The term is mostly applied to those younger than you; sometimes it can be applied to bros of your age, and it's rare to heard it said to anyone older.

The word is widely used in post-Soviet countries among Russian and non-Russian speakers.

homie, bro, younger brother, good friend.

Bratishka! lemme get some cash, man.

Let me call up my bratishka, he'll hook us up with some deals.

Bratish', why you mad?

by Zoltan0123 November 3, 2012