Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

by vinter December 31, 2009

blastified

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.

Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.

by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

braccified

1. to have gotten the greatest sex of your life.

2. means something amazing happened to you, and now your better for it to of happened.

3. to get really drunk

1. at the party i got braccified all night. im still seeing stars.

2. i felt braccified after winning the lotto

3. i was so braccified last night that i cant remember a thing

by jonathan bracci February 25, 2008

Beanified

To turn something into a bean.

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.

by Pehnut March 14, 2020

beltified

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.

The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.

by leeb52 May 9, 2011

Ratified

The result once someone has disposed lots and lots and lots of rats in one place.

Woah that that room just got ratified!!

by Anton Peace-spikey November 8, 2018

Bronified

Broship that has been confirmed under the Declaration of Brodependance

"Bro, you're a bronified bro, bro"

"Thanks broski, you're a broceratops!"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013