Britiot

Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.

TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.

Britiot by dilbrent October 20, 2011

Britiot

British idiot.

Why does he have such a strange accent?

Oh, he's a britiot

Britiot by humaninteractionisveryboring March 23, 2020

britist 

A strong hate towards the English, their ways, and other "island dwellers" in the near vicinity. Instead of being generally racist, this one is only towards british people.

Joe: I really hate that crumpet eating bastard.
Jane: Wow, that is soo britist of you.

britist by B4rryBl4ck August 22, 2011

Britbot 

A massive cyborg tentacle dildo machine made out of various exotic metals. Drinks tea on slow days.

"Britbot rapes Every_Member_of_Parliament with an enormus brass phallus"

Britbot by hey dude March 16, 2003

brititility 

a measurement of brittleness

The brititility of glass is low

brititility by Steven Horsman November 26, 2003

Bridiot 

A Brainwashed Idiot

Essentially a 'know it all' who takes religion, television advertising or political ideologies seriously, and forces their tiny understanding of the world on others.

Essentially a bridiot is unaware of how much they don't know and thinks everyone should think as they do (narrowly).

The term encompasses religious fanatics, status centered materialists and political radicals.

Your classic bridiot could be found driving an over-sized car they don't need whilst shouting crap about their 'god given right to bare arms'.

But they can also be found protesting for things they don't fully understand, or preaching things like 'equality' and 'multiculturalism' whilst simultaneously removing anybody from their social circle who doesn't agree with them.

Approximately 70% of the world and 90% of Americans are bridiots.

Bridiot by Alias Dumbledore October 12, 2019

Bridiot 

The rarer of 2 type of offspring born of a male and a female "stupidiot" (see definition) parents. The more common offspring is the stupidiotard, (see definition) however roughly 1 in every thousand born will be of the "bridiot" (Bri-diot) type. This is both an absolute idiot and a brilliant minded individual combined as one. The source of the brilliance these people possess has no scientific explanation. They are highly intelligent and retain knowledge very well historically known to be some of the worlds greatest minds. Aside from their brilliance the idiot gene is still present in these individuals. Mostly dormant but not considered inactive as it confirms its presence through a complete of common sense as well as instances of unexpected and extreme stupid behavior. Occuring randomly, usually with no prior warning signs. The cause is unexplainable by all known scientific methods used today.

Person 1: Nobody has been able to stump the new instructor yet, he recited the periodic table of elements, splits genomes in his garage for fun, and NASA calls him when they have questions. Dude is brilliant!

Person 2: Thats the guy thats been shitting in the urinal and washing his hands in the piss trough? He's an idiot.

Person 1: Damn, must be a Bridiot. Don't see them very often.

Bridiot by DurteeD April 1, 2022