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peignoir 

peyn-wahr, peɪnˈwɑr, pɛɲwaʀ

Masculine Noun (French)
Translation: Penis
Cris: Hey, nice peignoir, Chad!
Chad: Thanks Cris! I got lipofilling for extra girth.
peignoir by dilbrent August 29, 2019
BPP: (Acronym) Bored People Problems

Problems expressed on social media by people who are so bored they complain about issues that are absolutely worthy of being ignored.
Example Facebook post

Len: Just saw the new Incredibles movie. The font they chose for the credits was SO PLAYED OUT.
Billiam: dude. BPP.
Len: Just sayin', really? If you aren't even going to try, might as well use Papyrus like the rest of the hacks.
Billiam: Damn Len, how bored ARE you?
BPP by dilbrent June 22, 2018
Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
CTSD by dilbrent December 16, 2016
Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.

November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
ctsd by dilbrent December 16, 2016
Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
Britiot by dilbrent October 20, 2011
A rerun of Glee, which is more than likely better than a new episode of most other crap.
Q: Hey, let's go get some churros.

A: Can't. Excellent Gleerun is coming on in 20 minutes, the GaGa episode dude.
Q: That's super gay
A: Yup. Wanna stay?
Q: Yeah.
gleerun by dilbrent June 28, 2010

disreproachable 

Listen up, "disreproachable" is absolutely a word. I am not saying you hear it every day; in fact there is a significant, not-insubstantial chance you won't even hear it in your lifetime. You should get out more.

It's very much like "irreproachable" and its root word "reproach" but in no way similar, other than the obvious similarities.
Obviously similar uses:
"Her grooming was beyond reproach; it was _irreproachable_."
v.
"His groomering was _dispreproachable_; although without question I burned the couch cushion he sat on when he left."

Less similar:
"You know how 'irreproachable' is a word? That's awesome, but I don't think 'disreproachable' is cool like that. Only a choad would say that."
v.
"You know what word I like? 'Disreproachable.' That's an awesome word. I don't think a chode would use that word."

So, they are not completely interchangeable, but you definitely get the picture. Also, New Moon sucked. Where I come from the vampires actually suck blood. Come on.
disreproachable by dilbrent April 16, 2010