8 definitions by dilbrent
Q: Hey, let's go get some churros.
A: Can't. Excellent Gleerun is coming on in 20 minutes, the GaGa episode dude.
Q: That's super gay
A: Yup. Wanna stay?
Q: Yeah.
A: Can't. Excellent Gleerun is coming on in 20 minutes, the GaGa episode dude.
Q: That's super gay
A: Yup. Wanna stay?
Q: Yeah.
by dilbrent June 25, 2010
Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
by dilbrent December 16, 2016
Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."
by dilbrent December 16, 2016
BPP: (Acronym) Bored People Problems
Problems expressed on social media by people who are so bored they complain about issues that are absolutely worthy of being ignored.
Problems expressed on social media by people who are so bored they complain about issues that are absolutely worthy of being ignored.
Example Facebook post
Len: Just saw the new Incredibles movie. The font they chose for the credits was SO PLAYED OUT.
Billiam: dude. BPP.
Len: Just sayin', really? If you aren't even going to try, might as well use Papyrus like the rest of the hacks.
Billiam: Damn Len, how bored ARE you?
Len: Just saw the new Incredibles movie. The font they chose for the credits was SO PLAYED OUT.
Billiam: dude. BPP.
Len: Just sayin', really? If you aren't even going to try, might as well use Papyrus like the rest of the hacks.
Billiam: Damn Len, how bored ARE you?
by dilbrent June 22, 2018
by dilbrent August 29, 2019
Verb: Variation of "shart" occurring in the bathtub. An anal release in a bathtub intended to be a fart that unintentionally contains fecal matter. A portmanteau of “shit” and “tub.”
Noun: An objectionable person, or undesired company, derived from the verb form of shub; a reference to the little unwanted turd in the tub after shubbing.
Noun: An objectionable person, or undesired company, derived from the verb form of shub; a reference to the little unwanted turd in the tub after shubbing.
Noun use:
Person 1: How was your bath?
Person 2: Good until I shubbed. Then I basically had to start over from scratch.
Person 1: Nasty.
Verb use:
Person 1: See that dude over there by the Twilight poster? I met him at a party last week and he was a total chode.
Person 2: Seriously, I work with him. He’s past chode status; he’s a hardcore shub. Also, Twilight sucked.
Person 1: How was your bath?
Person 2: Good until I shubbed. Then I basically had to start over from scratch.
Person 1: Nasty.
Verb use:
Person 1: See that dude over there by the Twilight poster? I met him at a party last week and he was a total chode.
Person 2: Seriously, I work with him. He’s past chode status; he’s a hardcore shub. Also, Twilight sucked.
by dilbrent March 26, 2010
Noun: Simon Cowell
Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.
Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.
Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
by dilbrent October 20, 2011