the most fantastically cool person ever.
a boomwhore is usually someone who is fucking awesome and super crazy cool.
there are only two known boomwhores on earth
both of which are much cooler than you,.
a boomwhore is usually someone who is fucking awesome and super crazy cool.
there are only two known boomwhores on earth
both of which are much cooler than you,.
by boomwhore2 November 7, 2007
Get the boomwhore mug.A person (usually young) who participates in all or most of the following:
1. Spending large amounts of time posting entries on his/her blog (usually a blogspot or wordpress blog) about things no one other than them cares about.
2. Tries any way possible to get others to read his/her blog.
3. Posts comments on every blog he/she comes across in hopes that other bloggers will find and comment on his/her blog.
4. Uses their blog to advance other areas of his/her life, such as relationships, positions in work, social status, or anything else.
Blogwhores can come in different categories, the most notable of these include:
- The activist blogwhore, who will post about 20 entries a day revolving around news articles which support his/her political views and/or desperately crying for others to care about his/her favorite political cause.
- The gamer blogwhore, who posts a new entry every time he/she advances in an online game or MMORPG.
- The slutty blogwhore, whose posts are just images of her showing her assets to any willing male.
- The homeschool mom blogwhore, who truly believes others think her kids are as valuable members of society as she does and posts in the mindframe as such.
- The Jesusfreak blogwhore, whose posts are mainly Bible entries or what he/she saw on The 700 Club last night.
- The pop culture blogwhore, whose blog is dedicated to their favorite movies, bands, TV shows, and websites. Usually, this person tries to come across as some all-knowing pop culture guru, even though his/her blog is nothing different from Entertainment Weekly.
- The emo/scene blogwhore, whose posts are either lyrics to their favorite emo song at the moment, photoshopped photos of him/her, or rants about how mommy and daddy won't let his/her 16-year old jailbait ass stay out past midnight.
1. Spending large amounts of time posting entries on his/her blog (usually a blogspot or wordpress blog) about things no one other than them cares about.
2. Tries any way possible to get others to read his/her blog.
3. Posts comments on every blog he/she comes across in hopes that other bloggers will find and comment on his/her blog.
4. Uses their blog to advance other areas of his/her life, such as relationships, positions in work, social status, or anything else.
Blogwhores can come in different categories, the most notable of these include:
- The activist blogwhore, who will post about 20 entries a day revolving around news articles which support his/her political views and/or desperately crying for others to care about his/her favorite political cause.
- The gamer blogwhore, who posts a new entry every time he/she advances in an online game or MMORPG.
- The slutty blogwhore, whose posts are just images of her showing her assets to any willing male.
- The homeschool mom blogwhore, who truly believes others think her kids are as valuable members of society as she does and posts in the mindframe as such.
- The Jesusfreak blogwhore, whose posts are mainly Bible entries or what he/she saw on The 700 Club last night.
- The pop culture blogwhore, whose blog is dedicated to their favorite movies, bands, TV shows, and websites. Usually, this person tries to come across as some all-knowing pop culture guru, even though his/her blog is nothing different from Entertainment Weekly.
- The emo/scene blogwhore, whose posts are either lyrics to their favorite emo song at the moment, photoshopped photos of him/her, or rants about how mommy and daddy won't let his/her 16-year old jailbait ass stay out past midnight.
Ruthie the blogwhore posts to her blogger/blogspot blog at least twice a day and spends most of her time reading and commenting on the blogs of others. No wonder 99% of her friends are people from the internet.
by NotABlogwhore August 11, 2009
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Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.
They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.
They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
by J-Meister December 1, 2003
Get the Boxwhore mug.Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.
by JackD May 28, 2005
Get the boomhower mug.A person who is good to talk to for a few seconds only to find out that they have nothing interesting to say at all,but try to keep the conversation going with redundant and dull sentences now and then.
Someone who is boring and uninteresting to talk to but blaming you for their boredom when they are the ones who initiated the conversation.
Someone who is boring and uninteresting to talk to but blaming you for their boredom when they are the ones who initiated the conversation.
On MSN:
Friend:Hey,what's up?!
Friend 2:Hey,just got back from a party!It was awesome!What about you?
Friend:Oh,nothing much.Just bored.
Friend 2:Ah,okay.(What a borewhore.)
'Dude,is she always like that?I wasted 5 minutes talking to her about nothing!'
'Ah,what do you expect?She's a borewhore.'
Friend:Hey,what's up?!
Friend 2:Hey,just got back from a party!It was awesome!What about you?
Friend:Oh,nothing much.Just bored.
Friend 2:Ah,okay.(What a borewhore.)
'Dude,is she always like that?I wasted 5 minutes talking to her about nothing!'
'Ah,what do you expect?She's a borewhore.'
by Positive17 May 17, 2010
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Get the Boomworthy mug.A Person who is so excited to add any and every book to their existing library, they exhibit psychotic rants of scoping out books wherever they are, then posting it on social networks!
I just found all these cool books in some lobby that are just right for my collection! I feel like a total BOOKWHORE!
by Cathk March 26, 2011
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