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Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

boomhower by JackD May 28, 2005

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Boomhower

The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.

"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"

Boomhower by volleyballer#20c13 October 10, 2009

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Boomhower

When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!

You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!

Boomhower by Whiss-lerr August 1, 2003

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Boomhower Syndrome

When a person is hard to understand much like the character Boomhower on King of the Hill

Kristy- Last night Jeff drunk dialed me and I could only understand about every fifth word he said
Deb - Oh, he had a case of Boomhower Syndrome

Boomhower Syndrome by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

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Boomhauer

One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.

Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."

Boomhauer by Brick Wall December 28, 2004

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Boomhauered

The point of drunk wherein your words begin to get straight up rambled and incoherent (named for the charecter of similar speech patterns from "King of the Hill")

-"Yeah girl, aintryanythindrofrea dofreahffs..."

-"Damn, you're starting to get straight up Boomhauered"

Boomhauered by Lana and Shanice are lushes April 22, 2009

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Boomhokey

When an adult smokes weed and ignores their child they are doing boomhokey

Jimmy stopped by the bathroom for sa 5 minute boomhokey session, his son bit a stranger. Jimmy was condemned

Boomhokey by Butt monkey 1983 August 17, 2023

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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