Blogwhore 

A person (usually young) who participates in all or most of the following:

1. Spending large amounts of time posting entries on his/her blog (usually a blogspot or wordpress blog) about things no one other than them cares about.

2. Tries any way possible to get others to read his/her blog.

3. Posts comments on every blog he/she comes across in hopes that other bloggers will find and comment on his/her blog.

4. Uses their blog to advance other areas of his/her life, such as relationships, positions in work, social status, or anything else.

Blogwhores can come in different categories, the most notable of these include:

- The activist blogwhore, who will post about 20 entries a day revolving around news articles which support his/her political views and/or desperately crying for others to care about his/her favorite political cause.

- The gamer blogwhore, who posts a new entry every time he/she advances in an online game or MMORPG.

- The slutty blogwhore, whose posts are just images of her showing her assets to any willing male.

- The homeschool mom blogwhore, who truly believes others think her kids are as valuable members of society as she does and posts in the mindframe as such.

- The Jesusfreak blogwhore, whose posts are mainly Bible entries or what he/she saw on The 700 Club last night.

- The pop culture blogwhore, whose blog is dedicated to their favorite movies, bands, TV shows, and websites. Usually, this person tries to come across as some all-knowing pop culture guru, even though his/her blog is nothing different from Entertainment Weekly.

- The emo/scene blogwhore, whose posts are either lyrics to their favorite emo song at the moment, photoshopped photos of him/her, or rants about how mommy and daddy won't let his/her 16-year old jailbait ass stay out past midnight.

Ruthie the blogwhore posts to her blogger/blogspot blog at least twice a day and spends most of her time reading and commenting on the blogs of others. No wonder 99% of her friends are people from the internet.

Blogwhore by NotABlogwhore August 11, 2009

blogwhore 

A person who addictively writes in his/her online journal and reads or comments in others'.

I had to defriend that crazy blogwhore because every time I checked my friends page, every other entry was hers -- and it was stupid shit like memes and how much she hates Dubya.

blogwhore by Coell September 5, 2005

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Feces blowhole 

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

Feces blowhole by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Whalecock Blowhole 

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Whalecock Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

Boxwhore 

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.

They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.

I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.

Boxwhore by J-Meister December 1, 2003

winnemucca blowhole 

When after having anal sex with a fat partner, they fart back out the load.

So, I was cinnamon sticking this wicked fat chick and during the night she lets off a winnemucca blowhole!

winnemucca blowhole by Angry Beaver March 3, 2009