boomhower 

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

boomhower by JackD May 28, 2005

Boomhower 

The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.

"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"

Boomhower by volleyballer#20c13 October 10, 2009

Boomhower 

When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!

You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!

Boomhower by Whiss-lerr August 1, 2003

Boomhower Syndrome 

When a person is hard to understand much like the character Boomhower on King of the Hill

Kristy- Last night Jeff drunk dialed me and I could only understand about every fifth word he said
Deb - Oh, he had a case of Boomhower Syndrome

Boomhower Syndrome by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Boomhauer 

One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.

Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."

Boomhauer by Brick Wall December 28, 2004

Boomhauered 

The point of drunk wherein your words begin to get straight up rambled and incoherent (named for the charecter of similar speech patterns from "King of the Hill")

-"Yeah girl, aintryanythindrofrea dofreahffs..."

-"Damn, you're starting to get straight up Boomhauered"

Boomhauered by Lana and Shanice are lushes April 22, 2009

Boomhokey 

When an adult smokes weed and ignores their child they are doing boomhokey

Jimmy stopped by the bathroom for sa 5 minute boomhokey session, his son bit a stranger. Jimmy was condemned

Boomhokey by Butt monkey 1983 August 17, 2023