4 definitions by J-Meister

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.

They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
by J-Meister December 2, 2003
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1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies. They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and coagulate gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
by J-Meister December 2, 2003
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1. Proper Noun:

A nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are stirringly gorgeous.

2. Common noun (plural):

Handcrafted, non-piercing nipple ornaments.

Boobles, did you stop at the grocery on the way back from the gym, you hot Mama?
1. "Boobles, did you stop by the grocery on your way home from the gym," I inquired.

2. Boobles should not be worn while engaged in contact sports or reef-diving.
by J-Meister December 2, 2003
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1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk
That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.
by J-Meister May 15, 2004
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