When an individual of the Boomer generation inadvertently uses a messaging platform or social media to communicate something nonsensical or lacking crucial context, often times in SHOUTY CAPS.
Phyllis just posted “MICHAEL LANDON” on Facebook, she probably thought she was typing that into a google search.
Aunt Phyllis is out here sending Boomergrams.
Aunt Phyllis is out here sending Boomergrams.
by ErichLOL August 4, 2022
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I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2017
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A Boomercrat is a white American boomer that was born in the 50’s or 60’s, has voted Democrat their entire life, and is completely okay with their party hyperfocusing on whimsical issues at the expense of their children’s’ futures. A Boomercrat would accuse you of racism if you complained about outsourcing or illegal immigration, while happily allowing racist policies to keep his children from attending the same school he attended.
A Boomercrat would fixate on trans’ bathroom rights, while the middle class is getting destroyed, and think they’re revolutionary thinkers for agreeing with what multi-billion dollar media corporations tell them to think. A Boomercrat would call themselves leftists but meltdown at the slightest critique of capitalism, instead just preferring that America had more angry woke black people, shitty rock music, and painted VW buses.
A boomercrat grew up so epically privileged, that their lack of vigilance has allowed America to become steaming dogshit. A boomercrat bought a $10,000 house in 1975, and is sitting on a $1,000,000 property today, wondering why these darn kids aren’t investing their money like he did. What a Boomercrat fears most though is losing their six figure public pension, which they worked hard to earn doing nothing behind a desk for two decades.
A Boomercrat is essentially a lottery winner who didn’t have to even buy their lottery ticket, and has tried to offset all their expensive policies on younger taxpayers.
A Boomercrat would fixate on trans’ bathroom rights, while the middle class is getting destroyed, and think they’re revolutionary thinkers for agreeing with what multi-billion dollar media corporations tell them to think. A Boomercrat would call themselves leftists but meltdown at the slightest critique of capitalism, instead just preferring that America had more angry woke black people, shitty rock music, and painted VW buses.
A boomercrat grew up so epically privileged, that their lack of vigilance has allowed America to become steaming dogshit. A boomercrat bought a $10,000 house in 1975, and is sitting on a $1,000,000 property today, wondering why these darn kids aren’t investing their money like he did. What a Boomercrat fears most though is losing their six figure public pension, which they worked hard to earn doing nothing behind a desk for two decades.
A Boomercrat is essentially a lottery winner who didn’t have to even buy their lottery ticket, and has tried to offset all their expensive policies on younger taxpayers.
L: “Did you hear Kyle’s mom thinks your racist for saying, “fuck China?”
J: “... no, I didn’t, not that I care either about what a Boomercrat has to say...”
L: “did you know my parents got their home for $5000 and just sold it for $2,000,000? They’ve been teaching me their wise ways lately!”
J: “no, I didn’t and idk why you’d want to take advice from some Boomercrat who accidentally made millions sitting on their ass.”
J: “... no, I didn’t, not that I care either about what a Boomercrat has to say...”
L: “did you know my parents got their home for $5000 and just sold it for $2,000,000? They’ve been teaching me their wise ways lately!”
J: “no, I didn’t and idk why you’d want to take advice from some Boomercrat who accidentally made millions sitting on their ass.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
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Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.
by Ax19legal April 4, 2020
Get the Boomergraph mug.Boomerjam- When a bunch of baby boomers on their personal electric scooters or on foot with canes or walkers jam up the isle at "The Walmart" trying to remember what they were shopping for causing all other shoppers to come to a complete halt.
A young girl waits in the car outside a store as her boyfriend returns....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
by LastTraintoMemphis June 28, 2019
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A: How come are right to repair and the gig economy being outlawed? It's the future
B: What do you want? We live in a boomercracy
B: What do you want? We live in a boomercracy
by tha definitor February 19, 2020
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"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."
"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."
by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021
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