Boomergraph 

A boring, rambling, inexplicably-long comment left after an online news article; most often follows a Yahoo article; almost always left by a boomer; frequently, the author's tone is pedantic and smug despite his being completely wrong; the comment almost always includes a disproportionately long explanation of how great and expert the author is.

Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.

Boomergraph by Ax19legal April 4, 2020

bonergraph

the picture taken of your own penis

I will forward you my bonergraph so you can decide for yourself.

bonergraph by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 6, 2012

boomergram

When an individual of the Boomer generation inadvertently uses a messaging platform or social media to communicate something nonsensical or lacking crucial context, often times in SHOUTY CAPS.

Phyllis just posted “MICHAEL LANDON” on Facebook, she probably thought she was typing that into a google search.

Aunt Phyllis is out here sending Boomergrams.

boomergram by ErichLOL August 4, 2022

Boomertrash

Boomertrash is one word, where you would previous use either the word boomer or the word trash, it is now clear these two concepts are synonymous and should be merged to acknowledge this clear similarity.

It is impossible to afford housing because the boomertrash that purchased their homes for a couple weeks pay have hyper inflated the market through rentier schemes.

The boomertrash smells bad and needs to be taken out and disposed of.

Boomertrash by SoMeTalk April 26, 2026