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Boomergraph

A boring, rambling, inexplicably-long comment left after an online news article; most often follows a Yahoo article; almost always left by a boomer; frequently, the author's tone is pedantic and smug despite his being completely wrong; the comment almost always includes a disproportionately long explanation of how great and expert the author is.
Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.
by Ax19legal April 4, 2020
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I will forward you my bonergraph so you can decide for yourself.
by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 6, 2012
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When an individual of the Boomer generation inadvertently uses a messaging platform or social media to communicate something nonsensical or lacking crucial context, often times in SHOUTY CAPS.
Phyllis just posted “MICHAEL LANDON” on Facebook, she probably thought she was typing that into a google search.

Aunt Phyllis is out here sending Boomergrams.
by ErichLOL August 4, 2022
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