Bonergram 

Something that really good friends send over when a female friend is craving the D and is too lazy (or drunk or both) to make an effort to get laid. Usually in the form of a male companion ready to bone.

Girl: I'm drunk, horny and too lazy to make an effort. Going to go home alone.
Friend: Sending you a Bonergram in 15 minutes, enjoy.

Bonergram by textsfromthedutty April 24, 2014

boneography 

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love

Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

boneography by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2011

bonerjams 

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

bonerjams by lpvitus October 28, 2009

Boneramous 

A verb to describe a tit sucking prick who cuts holes in his pants to play pocket pool.

Hey that Chris kid is a real boneramous.

Boneramous by WIldmans January 27, 2010

Beergramming 

The act of programming whilst consuming a variety of alcohol from the beer family including but not limited to: ales, lagers and porters.

One of the best things about freelance work is that I often find myself beergramming.

Beergramming by lucksterluke August 27, 2013

bonergasmic 

(adj) when something is so buttspankingly good that everyone experiences a boner and/or an orgasm, metaphorically speaking.

Of course, a very good thing can be orgasmic, bonertastic or simply boneriffic, but for the full 10020% of awesomefulness, bonergasmic does the job. Used extensively by teens in Northcote and Preston.

'wow, this ice-cream is bonergasmic'
'how was school?'
'boner(pause)gasmic! The maths teacher was sick and we got to watch dvds all day'
'sick!'

bonergasmic by Simon J Carcrash November 10, 2013

bonerjams 

a play list someone puts on thier computer, ipod cd, whatever...in order to get in the mood.

"oh man, i invited that girl over last night."
"nice...did you score?"
"I just turned on the bonerjams, and it was game on."

bonerjams by Dave Switzerland October 10, 2008