3 definitions by LastTraintoMemphis
Here is a short film published on YouTube on the subject: Man-tute
Ed, a middle-aged attorney, decides to give up his dull life to pursue a career as a Man-tute. Unfortunately, the clientele for a middle-aged Man-tute leaves a lot to be desired.
Ed, a middle-aged attorney, decides to give up his dull life to pursue a career as a Man-tute. Unfortunately, the clientele for a middle-aged Man-tute leaves a lot to be desired.
by LastTraintoMemphis June 24, 2019
Beerlosophy- Those ingenious ideas and inventions you and your buddy come up with while drinking a case of beer yet have no talent or abilities to actually accomplish or completes these ideas, and they become a faded memory the next morning during the hangover stage.
While sitting on the roof and drinking a case of Keystone Light (ie ;keith stone light), Ken and Charles beerlosophize a way to save the planet....INTELLIGENT TRAFFIC LIGHTS! Traffic lights that could predict and scan oncoming traffic and not turn red when a mass of cars is approaching therefore saving millions of gallons of gasoline with cars not idling needlessly and having to accelerate back to speed. Unfortunately, their beerlosophy fades away the next morning as they sober up and realize they have no talent or capability to accomplish this idea and the world ends a couple of years later.
by LastTraintoMemphis July 12, 2019
Boomerjam- When a bunch of baby boomers on their personal electric scooters or on foot with canes or walkers jam up the isle at "The Walmart" trying to remember what they were shopping for causing all other shoppers to come to a complete halt.
A young girl waits in the car outside a store as her boyfriend returns....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
by LastTraintoMemphis June 28, 2019