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Diagknowsis

A disparaging term for a diagnosis by a physician or other medical practitioner already known to the patient, but required for treatment.
I cannot believe Albi's doctor made him come in for a diagknowsis when Albi knew he just needed penicillin.
In order to have her sore foot looked at by a specialist, Abby was required to get a diagknowsis from her primary care physician.
by MikeInDC July 25, 2017
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Boomergang

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.
I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2017
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Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 29, 2017
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televishun

A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.
Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
by MikeInDC August 30, 2017
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Blister

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.
Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
by MikeInDC August 31, 2017
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mini cabbages

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.
by MikeInDC November 18, 2019
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marbleous

An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.
The countertops in Karyn's kitchen are marbleous.
Michael renovated his entranceway and staircase, and they are marbleous.
Did you taste the cake at Eric's birthday party? It was marbleous.
by MikeInDC June 20, 2017
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