MikeInDC's definitions

moveversary

The anniversary of a move.

Last week, Howard celebrated his moveversary to his fabulous west side condo.
Ben is making a party to celebrate his one year moveversary.

by MikeInDC July 8, 2020

mini cabbages

The vegetable formerly known as Brussels Sprouts.

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.

by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

twomorrows

The day after tomorrow.

Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.

by MikeInDC July 28, 2020

cinnraibae

Cinnamon raisin bagel

I’d like a cinnraibae with a shmear of cream cheese and a regular coffee, to go.

by MikeInDC February 15, 2021

Diagknowsis

A disparaging term for a diagnosis by a physician or other medical practitioner already known to the patient, but required for treatment.

I cannot believe Albi's doctor made him come in for a diagknowsis when Albi knew he just needed penicillin.
In order to have her sore foot looked at by a specialist, Abby was required to get a diagknowsis from her primary care physician.

by MikeInDC July 25, 2017

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Litereally

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”

“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.

by MikeInDC January 14, 2021