MikeInDC's definitions
Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 29, 2017
Get the Methagesmug. The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.
A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
Get the cable creepmug. A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.
Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
by MikeInDC August 31, 2017
Get the Blistermug. The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”
After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.
Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2020
Get the Zoomadieumug. Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.
by MikeInDC November 18, 2019
Get the mini cabbagesmug. by MikeInDC February 15, 2021
Get the cinnraibaemug. Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.
by MikeInDC July 28, 2020
Get the twomorrowsmug.