“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
by MikeInDC January 14, 2021
Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 27, 2017
“I can’t believe I was WiFried during my Instagram upload,” said Alon.
Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.
Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.
by MikeInDC June 21, 2017
The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.
During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.
Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.
Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.
by MikeInDC October 27, 2020
A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.
Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
by MikeInDC August 30, 2017
The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”
After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.
Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2020
A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.
Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
by MikeInDC August 31, 2017