cable creep

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.
A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
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televishun

A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.
Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
by MikeInDC August 30, 2017
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Zoomadieu

The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”
After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.

Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2020
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Blister

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.
Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
by MikeInDC August 31, 2017
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Zoomergang

A group of friends or colleagues that meets regularly via Zoom.
Marge enjoys meeting up with her Zoomergang from from the neighborhood on Tuesday evenings.

At the weekly office Zoomergang meeting, Cathy laid out the media and marketing strategy.
by MikeInDC July 15, 2020
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paper cut detector

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.
by MikeInDC December 14, 2020
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WiFry

An unexpected outage of a WiFi network, usually at a critical time.
“I can’t believe I was WiFried during my Instagram upload,” said Alon.

Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.
by MikeInDC June 21, 2017
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